Saturday, November 13, 2004

Why is it that the topic of "natures call #2" such a taboo subject matter for any conversation especially around the dinning table? Why even call it "natures call" if we cannot even freely discuss about it particularly during the time that we jam kilos of man-made produce into the God given oral aperture which indisputably, unquestionably will find its conclusion between the plump cheeks of our bottoms? By hook or by crook, the body will consume almost everything that is palatable to the individual’s taste and find a way to expel all that accumulated rubbish discretely and properly underneath or forcefully and untimely top-side. Shitting is a basic function of the human body for its own survival. its something that we just need to do.

Taking a dump comes naturally to every person like taking in that first breath of life giving oxygen when you were brought out into this world right beside your mother's anal canal. Your ass is so imprtant that it is the next thing that nurses check after a baby's breathing and heart. Nurse: "The heart is beating, breathing is ok, and it has a patent hole. The baby is fine." In medical institution, being born without an asshole is considered as a surgical emergency. The improtance of one's asshole is so under-rated that people neglect it. All it does is pass out shit but without it we would die of our own shit. In this world, everybody is simply full of shit that they really need some way of getting it out.

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